#SuperBowl Patton Oswalt -- Just heard Madonna will do a parody version of @alyankovic's Like a Surgeon during halftime show. The Sklar Brothers -- That's the first time Madonna's used a Trojan correctly #SuperBowl Vevo -- All testosterone has left the stadium. #SuperBowl #Halftime Ana Maria Cox -- Does anyone know where Tebow was during Like a Prayer ? Paul Sanders -- Just glad to see that someone is finally willing to take a stand in favor of world peace. #halftime Darden Rice -- I guess that means be ready for Lady Gaga at the Superbowl show in 2032 Andy Borowitz -- BREAKING: NFL Sets Next Year's Halftime Show Starring Dame Judi Dench Connie Schultz -- To Madonna's critics: Post a video of yourself doing cartwheels in 5-inch heels, then we 'll talk. Mo Rocca -- Somebody give Clint Eastwood a lozenge ! Jenna Jakowatz -- hey should take off #tombrady's shirt to check that shoulder. It could be serious. The Sklar Brothers -- How can you not take Danica Patrick seriously as a race car driver at this point. #godaddy Adrian Chen -- Who's watching the new episode of Downton Abbey right now ? Expect a knock on the door. You 're getting deported. TheFakeESPN -- Giants receivers are on the sideline reapplying Tyree stickum to the top of their helmets. Steve Martin -- Wow ! What a game. Two minutes left. Headinoff to bed. Will get results in the morning. Onion Sports Network --