You know you can't park here, right? Listen, I had to talk to my friend really quickly, and there was no parking spaces. I'm going to have to give you a ticket. I'm a broke college student. And I'm a broke police officer. Deal with it. Can't you just let me off with a warning? No way. I have to be firm with you. I'll buy you a box of donuts. You have got to be kidding me. I thought all cops liked donuts. That's a stereotype. You should really learn to be quiet. I'll stay quiet if you let me off with a warning.