Wow! Your books are over the due date by one month. It would have been longer if there wasn't a hold on my record. What kind of hold is on your record? A hold that won't let me go to the college football game. Oh, that's tough. Yeah. My girlfriend is actually a cheerleader, and so I have to go. You're not going to like what I'm going to say. What is it? I can't remove the hold even if you pay the overdue fee. Is it a technical error? I don't know! I just can't remove it! If my girlfriend breaks up with me, I'm blaming you.