I hate Professor Hernandez! Me too! He keeps calling me stupid! You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay! But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy! Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced. That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing? He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid. We should start a petition, and get him fired! We should, but he can find out. I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's life. He is so evil. That's why this petition has to work!